Chapter 5: The StrawBut once all the kids and teachers were in that monkey house, Hartmann had little time to watch the primates without clothes.Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023
Chapter 8: You’re A Very Lucky Man“A lot of kids come to the science lab after school. What are you saying?”Nov 5, 2023Nov 5, 2023
An Ode to Kellyanne Conway — and the Many Deaths of Abraham LincolnIn January of 2017 Kellyanne Conway, senior counselor to President Donald Trump, triggered a controversy on Meet the Press when she told…Feb 18, 2023Feb 18, 2023
Chapter 4: Cecil’s DreamHe feigned interest in every agenda item and remained sufficiently alertOct 16, 2021Oct 16, 2021
Chapter 1: Mr. FreedleyI’ve got a boy in the seventh grade and it’s my duty as a taxpayer.Sep 15, 2021Sep 15, 2021
Chapter 2: Fag FlynnYou want to keep running and hiding? Is that what you want?Aug 31, 2021Aug 31, 2021
